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1. Hello ( Sung by Kent, ft. Doan & Utah ) Edit

( Scene shows Kent sitting in the Papa's Pastaria dining room )

  • ( Singing )
  • Kent: Hello, it's Kent
  • Kent: I was wondering if after all these hours you'd like to answer
  • Kent: My call
  • Kent: So you can deliver my pasta
  • Kent: I ain't done much eating
  • ( Speaking )
  • Kent: All I ate today is a slice of cake....
  • ( Singing )
  • Kent: Hello, can you hear me?
  • Kent: I'm in the dining room trying to contact you
  • Kent: A few hours ago
  • Kent: I placed my order and you've never answered
  • Doan: There's such a distance between us....
  • Kent: And a million customers.......
  • Kent: HELLO FROM THE DINING ROOM!
  • Kent: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES!
  • Kent: TO TELL YOU
  • Kent: I WANT MY PASTA!
  • ( Speaking )
  • Doan: Geez... geez... okay. Utah, we've got a crazy customer in the building!
  • ( Singing )
  • Kent: But when I call you
  • Kent: You always refuse
  • Kent: To give me my pasta
  • Kent: At least I can say that I've tried
  • Kent: To tell you you're being stupid
  • Kent: But it doesn't matter. You clearly really hate me
  • ( Speaking )
  • Doan: Shut up.
  • ( Singing )
  • Kent: Hello, how are you?
  • Kent: It's typical of you to not give me my pasta. Damn you
  • Kent: I hope that you get
  • Kent: Bad service at the Bakeria where you go 24/7
  • ( Speaking )
  • Doan: No I don't !
  • Kent: Yes you do.... I work there!
  • ( Singing )
  • Kent: And it's no secret that I'm
  • Kent: Getting p!$$ed off
  • Kent: HELLO FROM THE DINING ROOM!
  • Kent: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES!
  • Kent: TO TELL YOU
  • Kent: I WANT MY PASTA!
  • ( Speaking )
  • Utah: Here's your pasta, Kent. We're sorry for the delay.
  • Kent: You better be!
  • ( Screen fades )

2. Hotline Bling ( Sung by Chuck & Kent, ft. Hank, Whiff, Big Pauly & Steven ) Edit

  • ( Singing )
  • Chuck: You used to call me on my-
  • Kent: You used to, you used to. Yeah!
  • Chuck: You used call me on my cell phone
  • Kent: Late night when you need my pizza
  • Chuck & Kent: Call me on my cell phone!
  • Kent: Late night when you need my pizza
  • Chuck: And I know when there's pizza here
  • Kent: That can only mean one thing
  • Chuck: Ever since I left Tastyville
  • Kent: You keep eating all the pizzas!
  • ( Speaking )
  • ( Camera spins around to reveal Hank, Whiff, Big Pauly & Steven )
  • Hank: Nope.... I like to get my morning breakfast at the Pancakeria...
  • Whiff: Pizzas are delicious, but I mostly go to the Bakeria, not the Pizzeria.....
  • Steven: No!
  • Big Pauly: ( giggles )
  • Kent: ( pokes Big Pauly with stick ) Chuck, I think Pauly's been eating all of the pizzas....
  • ( Singing )